Looking at my belly button, and noticing that my piercing is crooked… smh

hip-music-kid:

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

Track meet in 3 hours, I need some sleep.

red-lipstickallonthepaper:

driorhomme:

digitalskullkid:

ghdos:

urbieknowsbest:

youandmrsjones:

robbiebelafonte:

blackpantha:

ThisCan’tBeRealLife???…

Every time I see this picture I wonder just what in the hell was going on that day…

Well it’s clear that somebody got a stripper as a Christmas present.

This photo just… it just makes me angry. Like, I’m all for a good time and I’m all for nudity and all that shit. But on Christmas? With kids present? Come on B. You can’t be pussy popping in front of toddlers and shit.

What in the fuck?

whaaaaaaaaaaaat? This is a disgrace. like i can’t even right now… i really can’t smh. 

there are children in the room..this is just beyond unacceptable.